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Whilst the entire world, and a few spots on mars that have WI-FI, are besieged by the totally unsurprising news that a 96 year old monarch has left the building for the last time, The Siamese Herring Experiment would like to take this sombrero occasion to add a very personal and possibly criminal insight into the Brians' delicate and historic work behind the velvet curtain of the British Royal Family's supreme matriarch thingy.  

From the 50 metre semen encrusted hot tub on the Balmoral balcony, let's all get nude and drunk with Liz one last time.

Knees up Mother Brown, the Brians are hot to trot!