NOTHING IN YOUR PITIFUL MORTAL LIFE COULD HAVE PREPARED YOU FOR THE GRANDEUR OF EPISODE THREE! I INTRODUCE A MONUMENTAL NEW SEGMENT THAT WILL HAVE ALL OF ETERNIA TREMBLING AT MY FEET! I EXAMINE THE HIDDEN POWER OF THE OTHERWISE UNASSUMING SNOW DROP! I DEIGN TO SHARE WITH YOU THE SECRETS OF A SPECIALLY-MADE HOT BED! I EXPOUND UPON THE CORRECT WAY OF GROWING SAGE IN YOUR HOME! I RIGHTFULLY LAMBAST A BONE-HEADED LISTENER ABOUT LEAVING THE HEAT ON TOO HIGH! AND I DISCOVER ONE OF RILEY'S GREATEST WEAKNESSES, MUCH AS I SHALL SOON DISCOVER THE WEAKNESSES OF ALL MY ENEMIES! NYAHAHAHAHA!

Cast: Skeletor: Dan Mulkerin Riley: Kit Mulkerin