The Ferengi have a fire sale, and everything MUST go, need a ship? You've got it!  Want your old life back with all the crippling PTSD?  You've got it!  And all you need to have a few headaches and respond to command hallucinations, just make sure not to blow up the enterprise.  Patrick and Sascha try and figure out what exactly has happened to Picard and what the heck is going on with this possible Ferengi reboot.