Greetings, delicious humans!

Please enjoy a brief interlude from XTTY: Independent Internet Radio, News, and Music for Fort Collins, Loveland, and Longmont.

Then pull up your boots. Things are getting bitey around the Global Synergy Amalgamated volcano lair…

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Good Morning Evildoers is a twice-monthly comedy horror podcast hosted by Winifred, Head of HR for evil supercorp Global Synergy Amalgamated. 

Daily announcements at an evil organization have to cover things not commonly found at your average non-evil company. Moonbase transfer policies. Time travel accidents. Budget disputes between rival departments that end with necromancy or plutonium.

Luckily, these daily communications are well-received. Because Winifred is going to need to rally the troops. Teams excavating the sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub basement at the primary Global Synergy Amalgamated, LLC. lair are about to free an ancient Good of paralyzing banality. And it’s coming for everything that isn’t good for you.

Sex. Drugs. Rock ‘n roll. Even oat milk lattes.

So it’s time to fight the good fight — with some good, old-fashioned evil.

Our merch stop is open at https://goodmorningevildoers.com/shop/

Perceive us at Instagram, Bluesky, and Tumblr. Now on Slasher as well! Mm…slashing.

Digital frippery is available at Gumroad. Zines. Encouragement. Cocktail recipes.

And we are infinitely grateful for those who buy us a beverage via Ko-fi.

Thank you for all you do to keep the evil going. You are among the chosen who shall be spared the Reaping. Probably.