Welcome to the first ever installation of Story Time with Uncle Dan! He's my uncle, and he told us a story. It's our first attempt at an interview and, you know, things happened. We might talk over each other occasionally due to some latency issues on the call, but buckle up, because it's a wild one.

Did I mention I'm not an audio engineer recently?

Intro music prod. Ty Cobb Here Oh wait...there is no intro music this week. Oh well!

https://santamariatimes.com/long-term-fixes-high-school-uber-hilker-ahc-board/article_3383e643-17b9-562e-80dd-884681054ede.html

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kidnappings_in_Colombia