Three Rings for the Sausage-kings under the sky, Seven for the Ham-dads in their halls of stone, Nine for Horny Men doomed to die, One for the Dork Lord on his dork throne In the Los of Angeles where the Shailenes lie.

One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them

In the Los of Angeles where the Shailenes lie.

Sam – https://positive-stress.tumblr.com/ Jordan – https://twitter.com/BradypusRex

Patreon – https://www.patreon.com/juergenit