This week, we tee off on the doomsayers who tell us everything is stuffed and the world will end soon because some bloke with orange skin just won an election.

This is the greatest time in human history to be alive, and we only have to venture back to the past 50-100 years, to the time of our parents and grandparents to see how fantastic life is for most of us now.

We also find out that Chris' has given his tumour a name now, and talks to 'Arnie' about how they best coexist.

Also, if you get through to the end, you will hear a dad joke that is potentially worse than the one Gaz told last week, if that is even possible.

Cheers for listening.