Celebrate Michael Bay's coming out party as Hollywood's preeminent pyrotechnical stylist as Ethan Hutt helps us remember the epic car chase that we had both forgotten, as well as all the great lines that we had not. More seriously, we wonder why the moral demand that Ed Harris's character makes on his national security bosses -- for recognition of the mortal sacrifices his covert operatives have made on the nation's behalf over the decades -- is both understood to be reasonable and legitimate, and also needs to be obliterated. The only real question is whether to bomb the threat out of existence or send in the Seals. What in the name of Zeus's butthole, indeed?

Music credit -- Mr Smith, "Hellafunk."