Welcome to S1E3, The Marriage of Figaro. Tis the season for pretending to throw your child a birthday party so you can drink with your friends. In honor of that hallowed tradition, Kristina and Elias mix Mint Juleps (drink lesson starts at 0:47), and discuss the episode within an episode format (recap/discussion starts at 4:32), whether all high end department stores allow packs of patrol dogs to run around every night after close, and whether a Sara Lee cake is an adequate substitute for a father figure. Don Draper, you first class heel.