The Hate Napkin

S1E4: Hateful Pasta, Wretched Pants


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“The napkin’s pretty covered in alphabet soup tonight!”


Special guest Carla from Burnt Korn, Alabama, stands in for co-host Garrett this week. In addition to managing the local Dairy Queen and running the Burnt Korn Post and Gazette, Carla’s “a world-class hater.” And, boy oh boy, does she hate one-name celebrities. But, hey Madonna, it’s still okay to name your dog Gus.


From there, the THN gang debates whether or not pants are masochistic. Co-host Arik reveals he hasn’t worn pants for 14 months, and is thinking of wearing a skirt for that refreshing, arctic-blast-up-the-wahoo feel. Sound engineer Pauly from Bali models his boxers. Meanwhile, Carla covers her eyes and ears.


Plus, Arik presents a hate quiz: what one type of pasta belongs on the hate napkin? Also, all you Dining Divas, eat yer damn food and stop banging on service industry workers!

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