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SeasonOne, Episode Five of Heals&Headshots!
Holy moly, what the ever living fuck happened on this show? @ventchat_sauce was our special guest and completely derailed EVERYTHING. Fen must keep that boy’s nuts in a electronic vice grip to tazer him when he gets out of hand.
Noel made fun of @ventchat’s internet and Fen must have summoned the mic eating robot monster attacked her mic and @ventchat_sauce’s mic and everyone’s mic at least one point during the show. Audio problems ensued. 17 minutes of pre-show because there was just SO MUCH laughter that we had to give it to yall. After show we were graced by another southern accent ‘The ChieF’ @sp3cialk, who can palm a basketball and travels for sex. Mallory made a list and checked it twice and we think that The ChieF will soon be getting sliced. Or a slice. Or something….wait what?
Question of the week!
What alcoholic drink can you never drink again and why? Borrowed idea from 40oz Of Horror <3
What we did this week:
We didn’t do jack shit this week. We suck. Mallory is looking for a place to live, so if you have a shoe box, she might be interested. Noel had some dramz, but that all got smoothed out like sauces freshly shaved nipples.
News in the Gaming world:
Lots of world premiers at VGAs: Metal Gear Rising | Bioware’s Command and Conquer: Generals 2 | New Hitman: Absolution | Blizzard’s Diablo 3 | Alan Wake: American Nightmare | Bioshock Infinite
TV, Movie, and Game Reviews:
Left 4 Dead fanmade teaser : Produced by Northern Five Entertainment and Sponsored by Airsoft GI, the full film will be released “soon.”
Bunraku – Josh Hartnett (yum!) Woody Harrelson Demi Moore – Fun movie lots of nicely choreographed fights comic book style graphics shamelessly over the top story lacks a little the sound effects when someone punched another person made me giggle (trumpet sounds like the old Dick Tracy days)
World of fucked up and not so fucked up news:
Man Calls for a hooker – gets daughter | Dude Convicted for “planking” spree in Wisconsin | Student freaks out at library over other students “breathing loudly” | Women survives being buried alive, digs herself out with engagement ring | Noel wanted to bone Glen Danzig at 16. Now? Not so much
Shouts!:
@mattkrotzer – piiiiiinnneeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaapppppple | @thesundering BRING IT MOTHER FUCKERS | @lastpodstanding – Last Podcaster Standing – fucking hilarious podcast! Check it out!
Twitter People You Need to Follow:
Thanks to our new followers: @TheGeekHole, @_Angelya, @Ancient8, @polygamerous, @gnomewar, @LilpeanutWoW, @wowzerg, @thfonz98, @Middlebrooke, @WowdBlog, @MarkBeers, @nerdaverse, @KaatTheInsane, @TouristTrapFilm, @Fimlys, @sp3cialk, @TheGeekDomain, @amerpriest, @DuffusMonkey
Music You Must Listen to:
#MotorboatMonday
@podcastitute
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By Noelove and PodcastituteSeasonOne, Episode Five of Heals&Headshots!
Holy moly, what the ever living fuck happened on this show? @ventchat_sauce was our special guest and completely derailed EVERYTHING. Fen must keep that boy’s nuts in a electronic vice grip to tazer him when he gets out of hand.
Noel made fun of @ventchat’s internet and Fen must have summoned the mic eating robot monster attacked her mic and @ventchat_sauce’s mic and everyone’s mic at least one point during the show. Audio problems ensued. 17 minutes of pre-show because there was just SO MUCH laughter that we had to give it to yall. After show we were graced by another southern accent ‘The ChieF’ @sp3cialk, who can palm a basketball and travels for sex. Mallory made a list and checked it twice and we think that The ChieF will soon be getting sliced. Or a slice. Or something….wait what?
Question of the week!
What alcoholic drink can you never drink again and why? Borrowed idea from 40oz Of Horror <3
What we did this week:
We didn’t do jack shit this week. We suck. Mallory is looking for a place to live, so if you have a shoe box, she might be interested. Noel had some dramz, but that all got smoothed out like sauces freshly shaved nipples.
News in the Gaming world:
Lots of world premiers at VGAs: Metal Gear Rising | Bioware’s Command and Conquer: Generals 2 | New Hitman: Absolution | Blizzard’s Diablo 3 | Alan Wake: American Nightmare | Bioshock Infinite
TV, Movie, and Game Reviews:
Left 4 Dead fanmade teaser : Produced by Northern Five Entertainment and Sponsored by Airsoft GI, the full film will be released “soon.”
Bunraku – Josh Hartnett (yum!) Woody Harrelson Demi Moore – Fun movie lots of nicely choreographed fights comic book style graphics shamelessly over the top story lacks a little the sound effects when someone punched another person made me giggle (trumpet sounds like the old Dick Tracy days)
World of fucked up and not so fucked up news:
Man Calls for a hooker – gets daughter | Dude Convicted for “planking” spree in Wisconsin | Student freaks out at library over other students “breathing loudly” | Women survives being buried alive, digs herself out with engagement ring | Noel wanted to bone Glen Danzig at 16. Now? Not so much
Shouts!:
@mattkrotzer – piiiiiinnneeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaapppppple | @thesundering BRING IT MOTHER FUCKERS | @lastpodstanding – Last Podcaster Standing – fucking hilarious podcast! Check it out!
Twitter People You Need to Follow:
Thanks to our new followers: @TheGeekHole, @_Angelya, @Ancient8, @polygamerous, @gnomewar, @LilpeanutWoW, @wowzerg, @thfonz98, @Middlebrooke, @WowdBlog, @MarkBeers, @nerdaverse, @KaatTheInsane, @TouristTrapFilm, @Fimlys, @sp3cialk, @TheGeekDomain, @amerpriest, @DuffusMonkey
Music You Must Listen to:
#MotorboatMonday
@podcastitute
Want to get in touch with us?
Follow @HHCast
Xbox: Podcastitute | Noelove
CALL US: 240-HHCAST1
Email: [email protected]
iTunes | Stitcher | RssFeed | ustream | Facebook