Ian, LeRoy and Grant prove that in space, no one can hear you scream at a truly bizarre control scheme. It's time to play through Galaxy 5000 for the Nintendo Entertainment System, and the boys discover the truth about the future of human evolution, welcome a special guest, and reveal that one of them harbors a deep, dark secret.

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