Alex aspires to dress like a lesbian. Josh writes a fanfic. This episode: Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium, starring Dustin Hoffman as Gene Wilder as Mr. Magorium, Natalie Portman who was only 25 in this movie, not her 30s (sorry Natalie Portman), and knock-off Freddie Highmore as Eric. Erik? Erick? Ericke.