Merry Christmas ya filthy animals! Boy oh boy, this is a big one. In the spirit of Christmas, and also because Chris is leaving us to go galavant in the Swiss Alps next week, we have provided a longer show today. Sadly, Johnny could not make it home for Christmas, but we were privileged to have an honorable guest stand in for him. His name? Michael Buono. His background? Songs. The lads officially launch 'Review the Review' and read an illuminating review, or shall I say, novella, from one Cormac Goodwin. Johnny, ahem, Michael introduces a very confusing 'Breaking News From Florida' that has Chris and Pat grasping at straws.  For the first time, the lads answer listener questions from Instagram. Josh, Robert, and Theresa - you three have the honor of being the first listeners to have your questions answered in the greatest podcast since sliced podcasts. Edelweiss and the WW1 Christmas Truce are contemplated. Pat says "like" a lot. The lads discuss their favorite Christmas movies/family traditions and whether stockings should contain real gifts. They bring The Christmas Special to a close with the LOTR Impersonation Contest (Chris' Gollum impression is particularly good) and a Christmas-themed Do You Have What It Takes to Be an Intellectual?