This article explores the origin and cultural impact of the slang term "MILF," tracing its possible beginnings from a 1990s alternative music magazine or a Buffalo, NY band, to its popularization by the movie *American Pie* and subsequent widespread use in media and popular culture. The author investigates various potential first uses, interviewing individuals and referencing academic research on slang. The piece highlights the term's evolution and its lasting presence, noting the mixed feelings of the academic who first documented it for the Oxford English Dictionary. The article ultimately reflects on the term's enduring legacy and what it reveals about societal attitudes toward women.