The Ewings are having an 18th birthday party for Lacy... oh wait, I guess her name is Lucy? They basically have no idea what her name is or why she lives there. They don't even seem to care if she's there, so girl steals JR's car and gets the fuck outta dodge. (They 100% have the party without her.....) She ends up hitchhiking (WTF?!??!!!) and gets picked up in a scary serial killer van by BJ from BJ and the Bear. Then the episode turns into a 70s cop show! Not one of the best episodes, but hey - we drink and make fun of it allllll the same!