Remember back when we all used to be woken at the exact same moment by nuclear synchronized neural strobe, unbuckle from our rejuvenation pods, remove our driplines and strap on our unigoggles to succumb to CHANNEL ONLY? I don't recall anyone complaining about lack of choice, but then again, those memories were likely erased in the #whiteout. But I do remember the pleasure of universal collective zany escapade rehashing that would occur during untethered time at the rehydrating zone. Ah, those where the chronometric sub-units!

While the violent atomization of society has been exacerbated by the overwhelming proliferation of commercial manipulation falsely equivalated with free choice, at least it's diverting!

Today's episode is here to help guide you through a single hour of television viewing options. This episode is especially made for listeners who either like or don't like TV.

Higgenbaum's Mitzvah is produced, written, performed and scored by Scott Pinkmountain

Additional Voice – Beth Lisick

Additional Music:

Dramatic Epic Background – Dmitry Taras

Bright Inspiration and Calm Corporate – AleXZavesa

Be Child – Steve Kaldes

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