This episode is the combat zone equivalent of a wacky racing movie from the 60s, but with more fireballs. Everyone is getting on their horse to be the first to check check check out this strange alien compound, but it turns out the compound is MORE THAN MEETS THE EYE. Like Transformers. Get it? In this episode: Ryan Harnedy's Law of Lasers (revisited), Metroid, and Longfeather doing the heavy lifting.

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Music Credits:
Intro/Outro:  Eric Calderone