On this week's exciting new episode of "We Need to Talk About Crypto", Sean and Mike discuss how to adopt a "rise & grind" mentality that gets you out of bed and into the gym, as well as "Bitcoin", AKA the mother of all crypto. The guys take a moment to celebrate the success of a crypto fundraiser where high school kids paid money to savagely beat them with baseball bats, as well as proudly announce their ownership of one whole bitcoin. Also featured: Mark Wahlberg's turkey coop, The Men Who Stare at Coats, and a special appearance by the hellish demon known as "The Cryptokeeper".

Oh, and clowns are back? Whatever that means.