The curtain came down on the Top14 season is the most spectacular of fashion, Stade Toulousain and Union Bordeaux Bègles battling out a classic under the Parisian lights. We try and dissect an all-timer of final, with some incredible individual performances both on the pitch and in the bar afterwards.

For those of a lower league disposition, we have our PROD2 team of the season, plus transfer rumours and updates from both Albi and Les Albicestes.

00:15 - Entrées: Sweating, Seasides & Social Media dodging

05:47 - Top 14 Final

31:48 - Rosbifs Rugby's Pro D2 Team of the Season

55:21 - Petit-Fours & Digestifs

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