Gaynor and Emma travel to Forks, WA and fall in love with the first half of Twilight, the fifth book in the Warriors: The New Prophecy series. Topics include WindClan and the Pennsylvania Amish community, midwestern emo cats with katanas, a summer hang with White Claws and blood, Firestar's graphic murder of Peter Rabbit, a lot of romantic heavy breathing, and the Twoleg Talks x Euphoria lexicon crossover you've all been asking for.