THERE CAN BE NO ESCAPE FROM THE EXTREMELY FINE AND NOT-AT-ALL-WALLOWING-IN-EXISTENTIAL-DISCONTENT EPISODE TWO! AND SPEAKING OF BEINGS WHO ARE ENTIRELY CONTENT WITH THE CURRENT STATE OF THINGS, I, YOUR MAGNANIMOUS HOST, AM BACK WITH YET MORE GEMS OF GARDENING WISDOM TO FOIST UPON MY BRAINLESS AUDIENCE IN THE HOPES THAT MAYBE, POSSIBLY, SOMETHING MIGHT STICK! HEREIN LIE THE SECRETS TO EFFECTIVE GARDEN LAYOUTS, USING PLANTS TO CLEAN YOUR INDOOR AIR, AND LICHEN! IT'S JUST A SHAME THAT MY SOUND MINION INSISTS UPON WATERING DOWN MY INVALUABLE WISDOM WITH INANE RAMBLINGS ABOUT "HOBBIES" AND "DOING SOMETHING WITH ONE'S LIFE!" WELL *YOUR* LIVES, LISTENERS, SHOULD BE SPENT HEEDING MY ADVICE, OR YOU MAY FIND YOURSELVES WITHOUT A LIFE AT ALL! NYAHAHAHAHA!

Cast: Skeletor: Dan Mulkerin Riley: Kit Mulkerin