A great man once said, "Parties are fun." But who needs fun when you can fight about FUN-damentally broken relationships? Or when you can pick apart a joke until you're not even sure what a joke is anymore? At least it's better than getting bitten by a roving gang of feral chihuahuas. Hmph. If anyone needs me, I'll be in the ballroom.

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