Matt and Keaton dive into the world of mythology- the tendrils of Greek mythology that touch the modern world, a brief and incorrect recap of how they named the days of the week, and the good old days when Jesus had curly hair.

EDITORIAL NOTE: At one point, Keaton refers to Jason, leader of the Argonauts and great-grandson of Hermes, when he obviously intended to name Odysseus, Homeric hero and king of Ithaca. We regret the error.