THERE EXISTS NO FREEDOM FROM EPISODE 12, ONLY FREEDOM *THROUGH* EPISODE 12! JUST AS I CAN FIND NO FREEDOM FROM THE YOKE OF ETERNIA'S MOST IRKSOME HOLIDAY, SIBLING'S DAY! THAT'S RIGHT LISTENER, EVEN WHILST TRAPPED ON A BOAT WITH TWO OF ETERNIA'S MOST BRAINLESS BEARDED BUMBLERS (AND ALSO TWO OTHER PEOPLE WHO ARE LARGELY FINE), I STILL FIND TIME AND OPPORTUNITY TO FURTHER YOUR CRITICAL BOTANICAL EDUCATION! WE LEARN OF PLANTS THAT CAN DOUBLE AS CUSHIONING FOR THOSE IN YOUR LIFE WHO REGULARLY CAREEN INTO WALLS! WE EXAMINE THE CAT TAIL AND ITS MANY CONTRIBUTIONS TO A WATERY ECOSYSTEM! AND IF YOU LISTEN CAREFULLY, YOU'LL GLEAN VALUABLE INSIGHTS INTO THE BEST WAYS OF MANIPULATING LESSER MINDS INTO DOING YOUR BIDDING! BUT DO NOT FOOL YOURSELF INTO THINKING THAT SUCH INSIGHTS WILL GIVE YOU AN ADVANTAGE OVER ME--*ALL* MINDS ARE LESSER WHEN COMPARED TO THAT OF SKELETOR! NYAHAHAHAHA!

Cast: Skeletor: Dan Mulkerin Riley: Kit Mulkerin King Randor: Nathaniel Hubbard Man-At-Arms: Jarod K. Anderson Fisto: Hal Lublin