Happy Dummy Day! We take to the streets of Gotham as the Caped Crusader faces down one of his most elusive and inquisitive foes. We celebrate Dummy Mark Malitz with a Florida man story that of course involves assault with cured meats. I also continue our efforts to make Russ drain his bank account on a gemstone possessed by a sexy vampire. We hear what people thought about their $145k watches. We learn some history about would-be assassins that couldn’t kill a fly, let alone themselves. And we wrap up with the nightmare inducing urban dictionary term: Michigan Dewbanks. As usual, nothing could prepare me for it. Get ready for a pork flinging good time in S2E12 | Sausage Party!