Aaron kicks us off with some "jokes" and doesn't stop for a very long time. Tanner and Aaron attempt to take out some endangered birds while enjoying a new hobby. Aaron reminisces about time he played a blubberous sea mammal in a local production. Tanner admits to taking things too far with a woman of the cloth. The guys try to get some things in bulk, other than themselves. Tanner's dad does a not-so-subtle impression of Bob Ross on a local establishment sans happy little trees or employees, for that matter, while Matthias gives everyone cancer. Fat men everywhere lament hard wood and attempt to launch skinny folk into space. Deliciously cheesy blobs delight and amaze the gents despite the yummy, though unfortunately named, dipping sauce. The boys discuss the merits of slowly roasting yourself into a human soup in the Tech of the Week and big purple gum drops are highlighted in the Fat Men of the Past.