Welcome to Screenplayed, the fake movie podcast where we turn our film ideas into reality.

Do you believe in fate? What if I told you free will was an illusion and our destinies are controlled by some unseen force? What if I told you that source was also a significant source of iron and sugar for its size? In tonight's film, one brave man will follow the dangerous path of prophecy to its ultimate terminus: fortune cookies.

Come join us as we unravel the mysterious plot behind these sorcerous sweets, and what power lies beyond the crunch.

Confucius say: eat your cookie, turn on Screenplayed, and listen to tonight's feature film-