In all their wisdom, FEMA warns citizens that in case of a nuclear attack Americans should make sure to get somewhere safe and don’t skip on masking or social distancing. Because dying from radioactive fallout is way less worse than nearly being exposed to someone who may kinda be a little symptomatic with COVID. Yes, I’m not making this up. As you huddle in your basements praying for the survival of you and your loved ones, don’t forget to mask. You don’t want to be saying your final prayers and have Karen interrupt you after all. Also: The most popular POTUS in history must have some astounding comments in his SOTU address tomorrow because he’s calling all the guards. Weird. Why not just get your 81 million voters to protect you?