If you thought China’s human rights abuses and climate change were not equally atrocious, then you wouldn’t be thinking like John Kerry. According to Ole Horse Face himself, it’s a tough decision to be made. Also: Jussie Smolette believes he was sentenced not for being an outrageous liar and hate crime hoaxer, but because he’s black. Weirdly, though, he doesn’t want to spend any time in general population.