Welcome to a new episode of Dump Stats! Our heroes have been sailing for months, avoiding the Canderan Royal Navy and waiting for Nero to awaken from his magically induced slumber. Jurm and Nathaniel recieve a coded message from AceBuzz, an old aquaintance from the Mage's College and a member of Wizard House, the college's only fraternity.

They are to meet AceBuzz at the Los Tres Padres Tavern on the island chain of Arkalia. Can AceBuzz be trusted? What information does he have for the party? I don't know, but I did once see him drink an entire 30 rack of Natty Ice and not puke...It was weird.

Meanwhile, Nero's "dreams" are becoming more and more real, blurring the lines between Life, Death, Reality and Imagination. His only guidance through this "Purple World" is a talkative tree and a mysterious Halfling named Bean Hilltopple. Can Nero navigate his way back to the waking world and away from certain doom? Will the gang ever make sense of their shaky situation? Who was phone?

Find out tonight on...Dump Stats!