Happy Dummy Day, you glorious bastards! This episode came unleashed pretty quickly so buckle in! We start with discussing paying to watch puppets get it on. I establish there isn’t much I’d do for a Klondike bar but for Taco Bell… We revisit Tucker Carlson’s meltdown that m&ms are no longer spank bank material. And with friend-of-the-show Ravenia’s help, I present some brand mascots to Russ to see if their foods aren’t the only thing he’d smash. All aboard the crazy train as we derail this sum bitch in S3E6 | Where’s the Sexy Candy!?