Last year, P had a crush on Portsmouth. That has ended because they truly suck, so now it's time to find someone new to dream about. Could it be Oxford United? Could it be Bristol City? Could we just decide we don't like anyone and decide to become crazy cat ladies?

Also, P wins the prize of a lifetime on a high-stakes game show.

Oh, yeah, we talk about the top of the EFL Championship and bottom of the Premier League with our usual class and grace. Come join the Relegators for a bit of fun!