We're back! ️ In this week's episode of You're Not My Type, Bro, Theo and Marko complain, debate, and dive headfirst into the wildest stories of the week. From celebrity lookalike drama to government shutdown nonsense, pop culture burnout, and China's insane “gestation robot,” nothing is off-limits. Cocktails & Complaints Theo's celebrity lookalike nightmare — from Chris Evans to Seal. Marko calls the government shutdown a full-on clown show. Shooting the Sh*t Can celebs be too famous? Gordon Ramsay + Pedro Pascal overload. Awards shows are dead — but is Taylor Swift untouchable? Beyoncé vs. Michael Jackson: who really wins the pop star crown? China builds a robot womb (yep, really). Do party people stay single forever? Bravo Moment Real Housewives of Miami: Lisa gets a pass, Julia gets the boot, Adriana gets roasted. If you love comedy, pop culture hot takes, unfiltered queer + straight talk, and debates that go way too far — this episode is for you. Don't forget to like, comment, and subscribe for more weekly chaos.