Happy Dumb Day, everyone! It's tough to be a god and Russ and I learn that the hard way in this episode. Join us as we discuss an article AJ brought to our attention about a colossal collision that spilled a bunch of dicks on the road for people to fuck themselves with. Dummy Marissa also told us to check out Pussy energy drink and based on the reviews, I'm sure we will not be trying it ourselves. I also spring yet another new segment on Russ in which I pitch him a haunted doll and see if he's enticed to buy it. Cory insisted we guess at what dark and twisted thing a golden apple might be. It's rancid, it's wild and most importantly, it's dumb. Start listening to S2E8 | A Little Self Lovin' RIGHT NOW!