Forget Marvel, forget Gotham — This Dude Started Something is bringing you a real-life superhero straight from the streets of LA. Meet Rock Hard: MMA-trained vigilante, tree crime investigator, proud owner of a $70 Amazon shield, and possibly David Goggins' tougher cousin.

In this episode, Oliver and Brayden dive into Rock Hard's origin story (spoiler: no radioactive spiders involved), the strange case of LA's midnight tree-chopper, and his unfiltered beef with his wannabe arch-nemesis, Flaccid Sand. From patrolling crime scenes with a taser-baton to debating whether he'd save his hater from a burning building — this one goes from hilarious to heroic and back again.

And yes — we finally answer the question: How hard is Rock Hard?