In this eye-opening episode of This Dude Started Something, Oliver and Brayden sit down with seasoned patent attorney Austin Bonderer, a man with over 700 issued U.S. patents and more stories than your average legal thriller. Austin pulls back the curtain on the chaotic world of intellectual property—where billion-dollar ideas are born, stolen, or buried.

We kick things off with the basics: what is a patent and why does it matter? But things quickly spiral into everything from patent trolls buying bankrupt portfolios to sue tech giants, to how you can literally patent a grape, and even how a simple idea like adding food coloring to white powders got patented.

The guys also get real about how AI and ChatGPT are accidentally killing people’s chances at protection just by asking the wrong questions online. You’ll learn why it’s not just about the idea—it’s about who files it first, why “patent pending” doesn’t mean you’re safe, and how the U.S. law still struggles to keep up with tech.

Brayden pitches a few (hilarious) product ideas like a mirror that glazes you in the morning and a dog collar that translates barks into sass, while Austin explains why even crazy ideas might actually be patentable—if you solve the right problem.

We also dive into the difference between design patents, utility patents, plant patents, and the wild world of trademark law (yes, you can TM your podcast name, but not “Deez Nuts”—Brayden asked).

If you’ve ever dreamed of inventing something, starting a business, or just wanted to know how IP law works without falling asleep—this is the episode for you.