So we were so sure we were dishing out solid dating advice… until we realized we might’ve been totally off. Oops 🤐

In this episode, Crystal and Teisha spiral (in the best way) through breakups, ghosting, and the infamous “talking stage” that feels like purgatory in cute outfits.

Somewhere along the way, we end up debating Teisha’s need for random mid-day “bed breaks,” which Crystal insists makes zero sense unless you’re a Victorian child recovering from the flu. There’s also a rant about teen PDA, a Tulsa King side quest, and the wildest story about a plane crash survivor who swears God told him not to buckle his seatbelt, and that’s what saved him. Casual.

From chaotic hot takes to unexpected wisdom, it’s equal parts hilarious and weirdly deep. 

Basically: less podcast, more chats! Come hang with us!