“I used to get beat up by these Guatemalan kids that lived in the alley about 3 blocks away from my house. At a certain point I grew numb to the pain that they dealt and they can tell I was getting used to their techniques since I was able to defend myself. They were so impressed they decided to recruit me into their gang. The initiation was having to lick magic toads and go on a magic journey. Ended up buck nekked at my grandmother’s house and had to get sent to rehab. What’s worse is that I was part of a gang so I ended up having a lot of responsibility as a member and shanked about 2 other rehabies for some jolly ranchers.”