Three white men suckle away at the patriarchal teet as they riff on 2008’s vampiry phenomenon.

Twilight (dir. by Catherine Hardwicke)

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Twilight (2005)

New Moon (2006)

Eclipse (2007)

Breaking Dawn (2008)

Midnight Sun (2020)

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Twilight Filmic Talent:

Kristen Stewart as Bella Swan

Robert Pattinson as Edward Cullen

Taylor Lautner as Jacob Black

Peter Facinelli as Carlisle Cullen

Elizabeth Reaser as Esme Cullen

Ashley Greene as Alice Cullen

Kellan Lutz as Emmett Cullen

Nikki Reed as Rosalie Hale

Jackson Rathbone as Jasper Hale

Billy Burke as Charlie Swan

Anna Kendrick as Jessica Stanley

Christian Serratos as Angela Weber

Sarah Clarke as Renee

Michael Welch as Mike Newton

Rachelle Lafavre as Victoria

Cam Gigandet as James

Edi Gathegi as Laurent

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Other Classic FanFics to Wet Your Glittering Lips

The Submissive on Amazon

The Secretary (dir. Shainberg, 2002)