In the world of P&R Janet Snakehole makes her first appearance, Ron clarifies the meaning of the statement "give me all the bacon and eggs you have", and Ann finds out that she's not been in a relationship for one week more than she thought. On the Kirsty and Ellie side of things, Ellie loses touch with the public as she declares 8:45 an unreasonable time to start work, and Kirsty's new idea for how to end an episode gets shat on.