WEDDING REGISTRIES… have officially lost their minds. From $800 espresso machines to designer furniture, we’re breaking down why gift expectations have gotten completely out of control — and why it’s okay to say "girl, be serious."

In this episode of Thicc & Tired, we also kick off our brand new Dream Dress Project! Stefanie, our first nominated bride, shares her story of perseverance, finds the dress of her dreams, and walks away with it for FREE.

Also in this chaotic ride:
Influencers drowning in free stuff — and Curinne wants to know: where does it all go?
The unread notifications debate no one asked for (but Cassidy’s amped).
Content creators vs real wedding pros — don’t skip the photographer, & Videographer people!
And that viral TikTok bride who blasted her bridal shop over missing skirt loops… right or wrong?

It’s gift registry drama, bridal bliss, and buzzer abuse — and we’re just getting started.
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