Who orders 21 thimbles with their image on them, along with a handful of small handcuffs? It’s Lori! She's back with Missy and another foray into the minds of two women that require close supervision.  During the holiday season, they recall their favorite childhood games and a dubious strap-on for Dad.  Cristie Sharpsteen, our Pball expert, prepares you for your next tournament and I’m Pissed reveals a desperate voicemail from a woman who has a serious weirdo issue in her backyard. Oh, and in Missy's Dating Debacle you'll find more about foot fetishes than your Mom would allow you to know.   So take off your socks and dive in!