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-🎙️ Today on The Effin' CrunchCrew...
"Burp a Fart & Colostomy Pimps??!"

Yeah... you read that right. Somebody said “Burp a fart” and things went downhill  from there.
Then we deep-dive into the wild world of pimping out a colostomy hole—yup, folks out here turning medical necessities into OnlyFans side hustles.

And just when you thought it couldn’t get weirder...
 We ask the real damn questions:
 Can’t you just die and get on with it?
What’s the actual point of Purgatory—a layover for souls with too many unpaid parking tickets?

It’s another chaotic ride through the Effin’ Mumble Jumble—where logic dies, farts testify, and Spook probably offends at least three religions.

Grab your sage and a barf bag—this one’s unholy.
Let’s get Effin' weird.