Gaynor and Emma are swept away by the first half of Dark River, the second book in the Warriors: Power of Three series. Topics include Boulder's horrifying ancient tunnel witch ancestor, Lionpaw fumbling the bag worse than anyone ever has, a call to action for Jaypaw/Stick shippers, showing respect to your aunt-mom and your mom-aunt, and a collaboration that will shake the film world forever: A24 and Greta Gerwig's Power of Three starring James Gandolfini from the Sopranos and Josh Hutcherson from Bridge to Terabithia.