Gaynor and Emma (with special guests Jiji and Old Grampa Time) gasp for air and resurface in the second half of Dark River, Book 2 in the Warriors: Power of Three series. Topics include being cat-horny for war, RiverClan's smelliest apprentice Shitpaw, showing up to school with a badass ear scar, Squirrelflight being aunt-mom of the year (maybe), Breezepaw being just like his dad (derogatory), Jaypaw's long-distance ancient stick-ghost boyfriend, and multiple anxiety-inducing chapters of terrifying tunnels and water that we desperately try to avoid with timely jokes about Yu-Gi-Oh and Gossip Girl.