With the week's winner yet undecided, the guys open the show with KITTEN CANNON! Farthest cat launched wins.

6:45- From flying felines to sentient badgers + the new Voicemail Jingle! (12:30)

20:30- Drama at weddings, manslaughter at haunted houses and KC at church

44:15- Florida Man + high school DC's attempt to be a Florida man.

1:00:00- Singing of the Dear Leaders' praises + STFU DC, KC has a childish rant

Having gone from being tailed to chasing literal "tail," the guys close the show and do it, as always like Goddamn Gentlemen!