Andy and Alyssa read Goosebumps HorrorLand #5: Dr. Maniac vs. Robby Schwartz, which achieves the distinction of being the worst book they've read for the podcast (so far). Along the way, they discuss questionable fashion choices, Ice Capades, unhinged male villains, veggie burgers and nachos, bizarre catchphrases, the blending of the main story with the HorrorLand plot, the Gingerbread Man, imaginary family members and missing children, disturbingly elaborate revenge plots, and R.L. Stine's death rolodex. 

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