On this episode, Katie finally accepts how alike she and Vail are. We riff on shoe sizes, and reminisce over the perils of drinking Bacardi 151. Jax, Sandoval, and Kristen deliver some shockingly real moments in Miami; but as always, Kristen learns the EXACT wrong lesson. And finally, Stassi continues to freeze Katie Maloney out over an imagined betrayal. Don't forget your penis straws, and buckle up!