This week brings us one of the most fascinating contrasts of the entire tournament: John Mellencamp's heartland anthem "Jack & Diane" versus Kool & the Gang's universal party starter "Celebration." Both songs hit #1 on the Billboard Hot 100, but they represent completely different approaches to the early 1980s.

"Jack & Diane" embodies everything about Mellencamp's small-town storytelling, whereas "Celebration" spent 30 weeks on the charts and became the go-to song for weddings, sporting events, and moments of national joy.

Who wins? VOTE!

"Jack & Diane" by John Mellencamp:

"Celebration" by Kool & the Gang:

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